Gareth - this is a photo of Franciose Pascal. I used to fancy the pants off her. She was in a British 70's sitcom called Mind Your Language. Maybe you could do the same!!
You can find loads of other ways of telling Binary what you really think of him...
I would compare him to a favorite of mine from Dads army. private Frazer. His catch frase was "We're Doomed...Doomed!!!"