Managed to find a copy of Sir Cackalot’s ‘complaint’ to the FTSE…..
“Gentlemen
I wish to wegister a complwaint....this short wot I took out less than ‘alf an ‘our ago is dead, it has ceased to be, it is bereft of life, it’s a stiff, it is pushin’ up the daisies, it is an ex-short (etc etc – insert your own gags...)
Pweas pweas pweas pwetty pweas rerate QXL as 1% investable otherwise I’m gonna look a right twat when I lose shed loads of money and any credibility I had left. And all those long-term real investors on the ADVFN and iii bully boards are gonna laugh at me and my mate Hedgehunter and call us even more names.
And yes I know that technically Izaki and Florissant are technically unconnected parties and technically free to technically sell their shares whenever they technically feel like it and that technically all their shares are free float but...go on....let’s pretend they’re not shall we???? Pwweeeeaaasss....
Yours faithfully
Sir Poncenby de Cackalot”
Will be interesting to see their reply (once they’ve stopped laughing...)
Have a good Chrimbo all - don’t forget to sell your pressies on QXL.
STM