So Snowmug, were you there to enjoy the fun first hand ?
Are you mates with most of the players ?
No !
Oh I see - you just avidly worship them from afar and seek some remote connection with your heroes through second hand news and rumours.
"And a pantomime horse had long-faced Ruud van Nistelrooy’s shirt on its back"
Wow - isn't that incredible - I expect that was the headline in the Manchester Evening News (lol).
If any of them knew what you looked like it then would have had your face - but I expect that you would regard that as the greatest honour in your life !
Now I hope that you've posted your Christmas Cards to all of the first team players and sent Fergie a bottle of Scotch.