WE CAN DO IT AGAIN !

**************Premier League Newsflash***************


Arsenal, like that Dwarf rockstar Prince (who is a fading hasbeen also) are to change their name. The Premier League, FA and FIFA have all agreed that they are to be known in future as ARSE-NIL. This is due to their inability to score, let alone win.

Having attained a 49 game unbeaten run a while back, when they were half decent, ARSE-NIL are now attempting to go for 50 games without winning.

Bookmakers have stopped taking bets as "it's a bit like stealing from old Grannies "