- USA TRADERS THREAD -

A guy goes to the tatoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1,000 to put a
$100 bill on his willie. The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the
man why he wants to do this.

The man replies, "I have my reasons which I would rather not tell right now".

So, the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is
anxious with curiosity over why this man wants a $100 bill on his penis.

So, he tells the man that he really needs to know the reason why and says
that the man can keep the $1000 he would have paid for the tatoo if he
would just tell the reason for putting a $100 bill on his willie.

So, the man consents and offers these three reasons: "First, I like to play
with my money.

Second, I like to watch my money grow.

And third, and most importantly, the next time my wife wants to blow $100,
she can stay home to do it