Ultrasis - Now Beating The Blues

Well Mike,

I was told this just the other day by a Welsh man.

He had overheard a conversation at your G.P's practice.
This very ugly lady had gone in to see the doctor and asked him what the two green marks were on her bottom, at first he could not see them, so she eased the fat to one side so he could see.
The doctor was puzzled at first, took his magnifying glass and inspected them a little closer.....'Ah! Ha!' He said, 'You don't by any chance know Mike Langdon do you?' The lady replied ... 'Well, as a matter of fact I do, why do you ask?'
'Well, tell him his earrings are made of brass'