Dear Evil,
I see and hear it all where I work. You would be very suprised at the jokes the MM's have here, particularly at the ADVFN posters using real names pointing out their trades, makes their job of screwing you all so much easier.
Despite this, I doubt you will change your stance against those using screen names.
Merry Christmas none the less.
PS. I have made some formal enquiries and you will be pleased to know the Tower have obtained one strip of tinsel this year.