Och wee `Airy timorous beastie,
Can yee afford a New Year feastie?
`Airy Dagger`s bent an` rusted,
`Spose it means he must be busted.
`Tis sad te read his humourless posts,
Worse still te witness his pompous boasts.
Jus` keep ye`re drivel te yeersel`,
Yeer prattles jus` nee worth the tell.
N`er mind wee `Airy jus` live in hope,
One day to show ye`re no a DOPE .
