The turnaround is on at ELEKTRON

Over the age of 70?
Smelling a bit of wee ?
Keep getting lost ?
Need someone to talk to ?

You need Smartnav !!!
No need to be a sad looser on your own anymore with this electronic woman to tell you what to do !
For just £800 one off payment and £120 pounds a year, you can be told what to do when you are driving! Doesn’t that sound great?
We asked a man in the street, excuse me Mr rat trapper, As someone who meets all the criteria above and more, what’s your view on smartnav ?...............Sorry, don’t understand the question ( he said) you see I am a thick bastard

Go on, you too can be like rat trapper…. wouldn’t that be great?