The non-aggressive, non-confrontational SEG thread.

For once I have to disagree with you Chef, there's been a quite startling revelation on the terrorism front this very afternoon.

Apparently the CIA, acting on a tip off from a Rage poster, foiled a plot by Seg suicide bombers to decimate Dave Beckham's android head this aftie. Apparently the dastardly plot was only uncovered when a quick thinking security guard, one Walter Wannabee noticed the bombers had five heads each.

As it turns out they apparently operate in cells, unknown to each other, to destabilise the Rage share price and therefore the wider economy. The ringleader, Max D, has legged it to his cave complex in Cheddar Gorge and threatened to blow himself up rather than listen to any more of Walter's tedious accusations.

So you see he was right all along and we are nothing but a bunch of stop-at-nothing, propogandists who deserve to be stood up against a wall and executed for treason.