The FOOTY and FOOD BANTER thread

Thank god someone is speaking some sense, its about time th elikes of Ronaldivo, Rooney and Gay van Dutchdiver were sanction for their antics.

Watch out for shards of glass Roy, when youre throwing those stones!!!

ROY KEANE says it is time for football’s chiefs to clobber the conmen.

The Manchester United captain believes both the Players’ Union and the FA need to come down hard on players who cheat.

Keane, 33, was speaking in the aftermath of Tal Ben Haim’s tumble that landed Wayne Rooney with a charge of violent conduct and a three-game ban.

The Irish star said: “A lot of players seem to be looking to get others booked or sent-off.

“They are trying to con the referee, con their fellow players and con the crowd.

“It is driving me crazy seeing them trying to get players into trouble. It is disgraceful, it needs to stop, The PFA and FA need to look at it.”