The FOOTY and FOOD BANTER thread

Good morning gents.
A very happy and food and alcohol fueled xmas was had by all ones family and friends. Just getting ready to head for a few beers in Brum before the villa game this evening.
One would like to say that although young master Rooney should not have pushed that twat in the face, Fergie is quite correct in stating that the 6 feet 3 inch defender should be charged under the bringing the game into disrepute banner as well as the trade descriptions act!! One is sure V did not have his teeth re-arranged by such an act!!!! A pathetic reaction from a cheating cunt who should be ashamed of himself, although one very much doubts that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One will return tomorrow with news of the days events.