TEST

Sean Connery was interviewd by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that
despite being 72 years of age,he could still have sex 3 times a night

Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show,
Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to'ave sex
with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun

So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off
to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together

Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for
half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold
my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand".
Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "alright chuck"

He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than
before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me
shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to.......
"I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No
problem hun"

Cilla complies with the routine. The results are absolutely mind blowing.
Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and
Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer
willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?"
Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a
scouser , the bitch stole ma wallet !".