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1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly
removed.


2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
(Excellent idea)


3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxx


4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for few minutes, thus reducing the
pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.


5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
sleep after you hit the snooze button.


6. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop away.


7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
hammer and you will forget about the toothache.


8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules
of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and
Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the
WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct
tape.


9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to
know them.


10. Never passoo oo ooo o


11. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get
another chance.


12. And finally, be really nice to your family and
friends; you never know when you might need them zz zzz zzzzzzzzzz zzz zzzzzzzzzz