Hey yuppie! I hope you didn't enjoy yammering away on your Bluetooth cell phone headset—because it's not invited back! All I ask is that you look at yourself in a mirror, and tell me what you see. That banana-shaped mechanism with the fancy flashing blue light that's stuck to the side of your head makes you look like you've been ear-fucked by a Borg from Star Trek. No one—not a single person in the world—is impressed with you. Girls are laughing behind your back, and the cell phone companies are laughing even harder because they now know you will buy the most ridiculous looking piece of shit in the world—AND THEN STICK IT IN YOUR EAR. WSH