Teh Goat, Teh Guru and Teh Bald Ted Appreciation thread (New)

Yes, the massive firework display did for the East wing's turret this year in true Gormenghastian style! Sydney, pah: London Eye, fie upon you. I can't work out whether it was teh indigent rats, teh Christmas present goat or olde skool dog what set off the gunpowder specially stored for the occasion. Suffice it to say, I've seen neither teh goat nor teh rats since (nor teh turret for that matter) and teh skool dog had guts that were producing stenches teh like of which suggested he wasn't long for this world.

I leave you to draw your own conclusions.