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One day, a newly married farmer goes to the attic of his new home to put a
few things in storage.  While there, he notices a large steamer trunk
sitting in the corner. He tries to open it and finds it is locked.  Puzzled,
he calls his new bride up to the attic and asks her about it. She tells him
that it is hers and only contains some personal things. He accepts her
answer and eventually forgets the matter.

Three years later, while cleaning out the attic, the man runs across the
trunk again and asks his wife what's in it. She again tells him that it
contains only personal things, but this time he is more persistent.  So she
sits him down and reminds him that she makes him happy when he's feeling
down, that she keeps the house meticulously clean, that she cooks him
fantastic meals seven days a week, and that she gives him all the sex he
wants, anytime he wants it. Then she tells him if he is happy with all of
those things, that he should forget about the trunk because she will not
talk about it.  "Fair enough," says the husband, and he finishes cleaning
out the attic.

On their 25th wedding anniversary, he pulls the trunk down the stairs, into
the middle of the living room floor, and calls to his wife.  "Honey," he
says, "we've been married for 25 years and I think it's time we had a
heart-to-heart talk. "What the hell is in that trunk?"  The wife protests
reminding him once again about the clean house, the good food and the great
sex.  "I don't care," he tells her. "After 25 years we ought to be able to
talk about anything. Now open this damn trunk."  She takes a key from a
chain hanging around her neck and opens the trunk.  Inside are three ears of
corn and 25  thousand dollars in cash. "Hell!" shouts the husband. "What's
going on here? Where did all this come from?"

"Well, sweetie," replies the wife, "you said we could talk, so I'll tell
you what you wanted to know. Over the years. I've tried to stay faithful to
you, but I wasn't always successful. Every time that I cheated on you, I put
an ear of corn into the trunk."  The husband could not believe the shocking
confession.  He mulled it over in his mind for a few moments and finally
said, "All right, I admit I'm not too thrilled about this, but I did say we
should be honest with each other, so I guess I can live with three ears of
corn in 25 years.  But where did all the money come from?" 

"Well," she replies, "whenever the trunk got full, I sold the corn."