SUNDAY JOKE THREAD - POST THEM HERE!


porksword - Tue, 01 Jan 02 :

A chap is wandering down the high street, when he realises his watch has stopped working. Looking around for a repairers, he spies a shop with lots of clocks in the window. So he wanders in and says to the shopkeeper "My watch has stopped".

The shopkeeper replies "I'm sorry Sir, I don't repair watches, I am a Mohul"

"What does a Mohul do?"
"I perform circumcisions"
"So why have you got all those clocks in the window?"

"Well what would you like me to put in there!" came the reply.
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All the best for 2002 chaps!



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