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melfaraj - Mon, 31 Dec 01 :

two close pals got married at almost the same day. they met few months later, one very happy with his married life, the other miserable. miserable asked how his mate managed the affair so successfully. happy said, easy! we have set clear lines of demarcations as to what decisions each of us make. i am the man of the house, i make all the major decisions, and my wife make the minor ones.
miserable asked, what major decisions you make then? mr happy said, wheter the americans should withdraw from afghanistan; should they attack iraq and so on. ok, said miserable, what minor decisions the wife makes. well said mr happy, whether to buy a new car, kitchen, change the carpet and so on.

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