Successful Eurocopter trials position Scotty for accelerated growth

Fact number 30. There are an estimated 1,000 people in the UK in a persistent vegetative state.
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.........not all of them are SCO shareholders.....

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Fact number 52. You're 10 times more likely to be bitten by a human than a rat.
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....remembering some humans are RATs.....

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Fact number 61. You can bet on your own death.
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........current odds are at 1.68p

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Fact number 65. Actor James Doohan, who played Scotty, had a hand in creating the Klingon language that was used in the movies, and which Shakespeare plays were subsequently translated into.
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.............I know another Scotty that is Klingingon.............

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