Once upon a time there lived a very wicked Queen. Her castle was deep in the Austrian forest. Her people did not like her and called her 'Horridqueen.' Each morning when see rose, she would look into her videophone screen and ask "who is the fairest of them all ?". The videophone screen would always show her face. One day, as Horridqueen. approached the videophone, the phone rang. She looked and ask "who is the fairest of them all ?" This time the screen showed a picture of a baboon’s backside. Horridqueen. gasped as she looked at the screen ………… “the colour needs adjusting !” she retorted.