Successful Eurocopter trials position Scotty for accelerated growth

Once upon a time there was a hansome prince whose name was Scotty. As it happened the King was giving his customary Christmas ball to which all the eligible young ladies were invited to attend. Prince Scotty could hardly contain himself and was very excited at the prospects of meeting his future Princess. During the evening after meeting several candidates he realised that he was getting nowhere and becoming more and more desperate to find his dream sweetheart. He tried going out side and was led up the garden path several times but always came back empty handed. That night his father, the King informed his son that he was going to step down and allow his successor to take over the 'reigns'. The King told his son that he musn't worry as his dream princess would appear suddenly and without warning.

The poor bastard is still waiting!