There is a way out. Become a politician, talk shit, have all your travels and expences paid for by the masses, have access to all profitable investments and retire a very wealthy man. That is the Government strategy. It is a club which this year alone has increased it's membership by 13,870 or so new members and hey you no longer need to be able to spell correctly nor put a coherent sentence together John Prescott the prime example. To join the Conservatives you just have to be gay and as for the Liberals just turn up with a bottle of whisky in your jacket pocket and sign on one of the two dotted lines.