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Meanwhile, back in the real world, SHMAN was unavailable for comment...

Police raided his council flat on the outskirts of Birmingham, only to find a freshly baked tray of.....





Thanks to anonymous tip-off, believed to be from 'CITY BOYS WITH DARK GLASSES', SHMAN was later found in intensive care at Birmingham General, with a large piece of LEGO stuck firmly up his anus.