A lady who had been married for several years was growing
ever more frustrated at her husbands lack of interest in sex.
She wondered how to add some spice to their sexual relationship
and finally decided to buy some crotchless knickers
she had seen in a lingerie shop.
One evening when she was feeling in a particularly horny mood,
and he, as per usual was watching the soccer on the TV,
she took a shower - freshened up - and donned the said crotchless
knickers and a slinky negligee.
She strolled between the television set and her husband,
and suggestively tossed one leg up on his chair.
" Want some of this ?" she purred,
"Are you kidding?", he replied,
"Look what it's done to your pants"
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