A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks
how long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looks around the shop and says,
about 2 hours . The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door
and asks How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looks around at shop full of customers
and says about 3 hours, the guy leaves.
About a week later, the guy sticks his head in the shop and says:
how long before I can get a hair cut?
The guy looks around the shop and says,
about an hour and a half. The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says:
Hey Bill follow that guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait
before a hair cut and never comes back .
A little while later, Bill returns to the barbershop,
laughing hysterically,
the barber asks: where did he go when he left here?
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says: Your house
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