now look here minerman. exercise caution as you leave oldham in your ford escort. ensure you do not have any valuables on display, like a 50p coin, or a packet of cigarettes since this will only entice the locals to jack your car. but then, perhaps they have a pact with their neighbours not to subject them to such horrific acts, in which case you should be safe.
i think it is easy to locate minerman. since he has made readers aware that he is in telecoms i.e. bt call centre operative, i need merely to locate the bt call centre in oldham and ask which one of their staff consumes too much sangria.lol