ROCKET RAGE ARE ON THE PAD !!!!!!

While clicking through the television channels I caught the latest airport security check at Logan International Airport on one of the news channels. CNN or BBC News, I am not sure which news channel it was, though it might have been CNN because had it been BBC, I would have remembered, they would have told me how great they are and how balanced their news is, instead of just giving the news. BBC does a lot of self-promotion during their newscasts. Like rental cars, when you are number 2 you try harder. Back to the airport security check. They showed the security conveyer belt with people putting their shoes through the x-ray machines. People unlacing their boots and putting them on the conveyer. As if the airport security job didn't stink before now it literally stinks. All these travelers walking who knows where taking their sweaty feet out of their shoes while attempting to board a flight. This all because of one stupid passenger on a flight from France who tried to light his shoes on fire and detonate hidden explosives within them. Luckily he had a hard time lighting the wick and an alert flight attendant caught the bastard. I guess we can all be thankful he didn't try hiding the explosives up his ass or God knows what type of security check we would all going through. I have seen the airport security workers and I don't want them looking up my ass for explosives. Can you even imagine the type of people that would apply for the job if it required looking up strangers’ assholes? That is the way airline security works. One day a hijacker uses a box cutter and the next day no sharp objects allowed on planes. Now a guy hides explosives in his shoes and they check all shoes. The more innovative the hijacker the more bizarre the security check. Think air travel is down now, when they start looking up travelers' assholes for explosives the only people flying would be those with frequent flyer miles. They wouldn't care as long as they got a cheap air ticket. Have a flight to catch? Make sure you get there early and for goodness sake make sure you wash your asshole. You don't want to be caught at the terminal with a dirty asshole. Also make sure you don't have any holes in your socks. You'll look like one pretty pathetic passenger standing at the security checkpoint with a hole in your sock and a dirty asshole. Think I'm crazy? It is just a matter of time till some Holy War nutcase sticks explosives up his ass-holy and you will turn on CNN or BBC news and see people getting a rectal examination at terminal one. And if you still fly after seeing that, you really have to be somewhere or you are one sick puppy.
Just a thought not a personal attack on anyone at all .
God Bless