So now they are turning water into steam with solar power - this then is the intellectual capacity of sheep. Turning water into steam is easy through an heat exchange - what is not so easy is getting steam on key start. This is called lag, so boat is sat in harbour whilst steam is produced from heating water which takes X time. It is not an instantaneous process, even through exhaust, which is why your gradfather used to come in to work one hour earlier than the passengers, he needed to raise an head of steam before getting his engine to the platform? See, OK?
Now there aint no way that PDX is going to produce an engine that will raise steam from the key, so we'll wait and have a cig while the thing gets going. Perhaps they will carry a kettle of hot water down to the river? Don't think so? Phweep, phweep !!
The Beagle has not landed, so why all the talk before the event, much better to do the bragging afterwards because like you they have made fools of themselves.