Proteome Sciences. AGM Statement.

RNS..."Dave" from Leeds appointed Head of Public Relations at PRM. A company spokesman said "We are lucky to get Dave, especially in view of his unique DVD remote control operational experience, command of the English Language...especially spelling, and we only have to pay him time +1/4 for working Sundays and Public Holidays. Nobody has got a clue what he's talking about, which fits in perfectly with our overall strategy for 2006".
Looking as keen as the mustard stain on the crotch of his pants, after eating a hot-dog and scratching his genitals, Dave added "Eeeeeeeeeee I'm reet chuffed t'be workin wid t'lads and can't wait t'clock-in temorrer".