Profile Media - A new beginning

I know something you don't know so I am especially important.
I would like to tell you what I know but if I did it wouldn't be a secret anymore and so I wouldn't be such an interesting person.
In saying that I have important information that isn't in the public domain that I am using to confirm my trading position you should not assume that
I am trading inappropriately or with "inside information"

Please be aware that if you question me or suggest that I may not be as crucial as I clearly am, I will call you a "knob!" Consider yourselves warned!!