GD: 10 months of teeth grinding, and he still had teeth?! Don't do that myself, but knew somebody who did years back - cost him a fortune to get most of his teeth capped.
O/T but I think this says a lot about modern life... I work in IT, and just had a colleague ask me if I knew how to restart one of the servers. Conversation went like this:
Him: "Any idea how to restart this server?"
Me: "No, but where is it?"
Him: "It isn't, it's a virtual server, and it runs on servers X and Y."
Me: "So where are X and Y?"
Him: "They're not, they're virtual servers."