Petrel Resources - moderated discussion/research part II

I really must apologise for Simon. He really is beyond the pale. His social worker did warn me. Just the other day he came home crying.
I said..'Simon, now what's wrong?'
He replied with a dreadful story....'I was standing outside the Whip and lashes public house, with our dear little doggy, minding my own business mummy. Then this man came up to us and he lifted Spanky's tail. Then another man came out of the pub and did the same. Then another. And another. I said to this one...what do you think you're doing?
He said that a man in the pub had told him there was a dog with two a**holes outside. I cried all the way home.