Gravey, I hate to agree with you but either KDC has a persecution complex or has lost, or never had, the power to read. The very thing he accuses you of, is the same thing that he is very guilty of, especially the other week when the sole reason for one of his posts was that the reason for a late breakfast was that he had allegedly spent the early morning with a "beautiful woman", very stock related LOL.
Personally I have never found myself impressed with his posts and most of them as vacuous as yours at their worst. (edit - only those at their worst mostly they were quite amusing!)
Anyway back to OXB good luck whether you are long or short.