NEW YEAR'S WISHES
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the your Health Authority.
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.
May New Year's Eve find you seated around the table, together with your beloved family and cherished friends. May you find the food better, the environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more fulfilling than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.
May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, may the commercials on TV not be louder than the programme you have been watching, and may your check book and your budget balance.
May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your wife or partner, your child, your parents, your siblings; but not to your secretary, wife's best friend, nurse, masseuse, hairdresser or next door neighbour.
Best Wishes to all OXB holders
for a Happy, Healthy, and Prosperous New Year.
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