I would rather say: it goes UP your arse
I am doubling my money already, plenty jealousy by some of the posters around here with pinky rubish bins
It may not be your cup of tea..........
Jealousy Test
Version for Heterosexual Men
10 questions, 5 min
Are you green-eyed with jealousy? Are you tormented when your partner looks at someone else? Or does your imagination torture you with romantic scenarios that don't include you? Find out whether your envy is detrimental with the Jealousy Test.
Jealousy is a real-life issue that plagues many relationships. This test assesses levels of jealousy in many familiar situations and provides extensive feedback and advice to the test-taker.
Fill in the questionnaire, responding as you truthfully would in such situations. If you have never been in one or more of the situations, respond as you most likely would.