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Apparently the European Court of Human Rights, they felt it was too cruel to prison officers to keep him in there. But I am growing to quite like his postings. A bit of post modernist cubist analysis if you ask me.

Anyway copied from another thread:

A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift.

So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbie’s are.


The girl responds: "Which one? We have:


Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95
Volleyball Barbie: £19.95
Shopping Barbie: £19.95
Surfer Barbie: £19.95
Disco Barbie: £19.95

and Divorced Barbie: £299.99

Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the other Barbie’s are £19.95?"


Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:






























Ken's Car

Ken's House

Ken's Boat

Ken's furniture

Ken's jewellery

Ken's money

Ken's computer, and

Ken's best friend..."