MINTER COURT

DOOMSDAY SCENARIO FROM THE TOWERCNUT

THE PROSE BELOW IS OF MY OWN HAND, NOT CUT AND PASTE AND WRITTEN TO INSPIRE DEBATE AMONGST MINTERS TO EXPLOIT POSSIBLE PROFIT OPPORTUNITIES.


WAR IN IRAQ :

Lets face it, Saddam is a two bit player in the global scheme of things, as so has proved to be Alqueada (see i`ve forgotten how to spell the cnuts already). He owns a country that is deep in the 1960`s relating to War, a throwback of the old Soviet Union, obviously a tyrant and maverick, but still only with their capabilities regarding all out war. He has no fighter jets, no airspace, troops that will run and hide at the slightest sign of danger, and possibly a few doses of mustard gas if he`s lucky enough to fire them off.
Now the good old US of A has mighty aircraft carriers, the alliance, mainy Britain have skilled fighter/bomber pilots who will pound Iraq into submission within perhaps a couple of days,also tanks and ground troops with the latest equipment. I see a similar scenario as happened in Afganistan.
The impending and unavoidable war with Iraq will happen, and soon, my estimate is within the next 4 weeks. The war will be swift and easy, and I think terrorist attacks will be negligable, I think they would have happened already.

My prognosis is that war with Iraq will be swift and easy with a possible tumbling of the markets when the first raid takes place, and swift, violent recovery when the realisation of how easy it will be is confirmed.

I urge all MINTERS to be mindful of this imminent scenario.

EG Mytravel could plummet into the low teens or even pennies on the news of the first strike. BAY could dive back down to new lows, maybe 60/70p in one day. Sept 11 could become reality again all but for a short space of time. I would reccommend that MINTERS keep some cash in hand during the next few weeks to exploit these POSSIBILITIES. Caveat being that war is already priced in. However I don`t believe that the full realisation and panic will set in until the penny drops..... ie the first strike...



Now then, moving on from the Saddam cnut we have another problem.....


Lets just suppose that we fell out with the mighty US of A, they weren`t happy with us, so they sent a fcukin big armarda and docked it at sea about 50 miles from the Cornish coast. What would we do if they struck first with fighter planes to bomb say Plymouth harbour?
Well I would have thought that we would launch polaris submarine missiles, surface to air misssiles, Tornadoes would be scrambled, and the good old US of A would have one hell of a fight on their hands, to the point that their carriers would be fcuked and blown out of the water. This scenario is obviously not including nuclear weapons.

What i`m getting to is a worse threat to the global economy than Iraq will ever be, and that is the North Korean cnuts. their terrain is similar to Veitnam, no easy big deserts to cross, they have capability, and they are fcukin mad as hell for some reason, if just provocation against the USA world order. This possible conflict could have far greater repercussions than Iraq could ever have, especially if the Chinese cnuts get involved.

So the Tower view is to take a quick buck on the Iraq war, but be careful cause some other cnut is out there!!!!!