The Guide for fart for 2007
1) Realise that everyone thinks you're an idiot, as proven by your hundreds of posts over the last few years.
2)Realise that no one gives a flying **** whether you're going to Cleethorpes, Wigan, Brussels or other locations which you mistakenly believe are interesting.
3)Realise that your 2 big things since you unfortunately found this site, My Travel and Medisys, have both fallen over 90% since you waded in with your £10's worth of shares.
4)Realise that whilst you may consider yourself to be a big swinger on your run down council estate in Liverpool, other people (everyone in fact), is far more successful at pretty much everything than you will ever be. Selling burgers is not a great occupation, though your enthusiasm for your job is admirable.
5)Recognise your weaknesses, which, in summary, can be narrowed down to your personnality, intelligence (or lack of), spelling, social skills (or lack thereof), wit, hygiene and politeness (or complete lack of).
6)Realise that despite your attacks on everyone who has been critical of this share, they have been 100% correct in their stance, whilst you, the fart, have been 100% wrong on all occasions.
7)Consider joining hotfinance at Beechy Head, and carry on walking.