MEDISYS Plc.

The Primary School Teacher gave her class a homework task:

"Think of a sentence that describes the word contagious"

Next day little Jemima said:

"My mammy said my sister has measles and that's a contagious disease"

Excellent said the teacher.

Little Billy said:

"My daddy takes me to watch Stockport Co and he said if they don't get relgated to the Conference League this year, the joy in the crowd will be contagious"

Very, very good said the teacher.

Little Jimmy was next:

"My daddy is well known as 'The Fart' and he has some MDY shares.
Last night I asked my mammy when my daddy would realise that his MDY shares were worthless.
Mammy said, you know your daddy's a bit slow, it could take the contagious"









Happy new year to everyone :-)