Farty Fart,
Your losses here must be near to 90% now, so that should make you deliriously happy.
How about a few new year resolutions for you:
1) Don't tell lies
2) Don't abuse people
3) Don't tell lies
4) Don't wind yourself up
5) Don't tell lies
6) Don't throw temper tantrums
and finally
7) Don't tell lies.
You never know Farty Fart, the good people posting here may, just may, be able to educate you into a half decent form of low life - although on second thoughts, no.