I saw a ronny with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
ronny's of London
If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
ronnies of London again
ronnies of London
He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
ronnies of London again
Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the ronny of london
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the ronny of london
I saw a ronny drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
ronny of London again
Draw blood, and money...ronny for ever!