During the War;
Went on an occifer training interview;
An Admiral said;
If you saw a battleship, flying down the high street, dropping bombs;
what would you do;
I answered;
Send up a flying submarine to torpedo it;
The Admiral said;
& where prey did you get this flying subnarine;
I said;
Same place you got your bloody flying battlewagon.
The correct answer was;
to call out the duty watch & report an unusual occurance.
