When Mike re-surfaces with new bullish predictions
it must be time to look for shorting opportunities.
While you were in hiding , Mike,
other DOW rampers have taken your place .
Old news, old hype, old hat .
Flip a coin and boast when it shows a head.
Keep quiet if it shows a tail.
Sometime you will get a straight run of heads .
Then your guru status is assured .
Just don't trade what you predict .
Just keep your powder dry and claim that
you are getting rich. The crowd loves a winner .