Langbar International

I feel some TC coming on:

"One in every five people is Chinese. There's me and my 4 brothers, Alf, Sid, Li-Man-Yip & Steve, so which one of us is it? I suspect Alf."

"Every second Canadian is Polish. There's me, Mariusz, and my brother, Andy. I suspect it is Andy"

Oh and Bernard:

"What is small, brown and round and goes in and out, in and out, in and out, whenever the doorbell rings?











































....Wiganer's arsehole"

But I think not. In fact, I am 100% certain and, although your average ADVFNer is often far more than 100% certain (is there a comparative/superlative?), I'll let that be my view.

Tell you what though, I doubt that today's hearing concerned itself with The Criminal; wrong place, I think.

Finally, the Canadian hack writes a good piece, innit?

The Ancoats Irish
Founder member of the "Hand it to Rybak" campaign.

LOL