Langbar International

A Pole a Jew a Swiss/italian travelling around the world on a cruise ship, Hey Jacamo the pole says to the S/I i reckon we are going to have to top up our leisure funds if we continue to live like this. Don'ta worry boys says S/I i beena readin SCAMMERS UNLIMITED anda just had a brill idea. OK spill the beans says the Pole to Jacamo i hope its not another of your silly Canadian scams we come close to spending time at the governments expense that time.

No no says Jacamo... by the way you guys ever thought what the P in my initials stands for ...no idea says Shyback, enlighten us. Well says Jacamo..wait for it... Pimp,. not bad eh Jacamo Pimp Dreglioni, whya you laffin i a gooda minda not to tellyou mya plan. Oh chill out says Aridstein come on tellus your plan. Well says Jacamo you know lotsa people ina Argentina dont you Ari, you go there set up a few fake contracts worth say a few hundred mill. Next we list on the stockmarket as a legit company witha loadsa wonga. Hang on Shyback says, you just cant list as easy as that, cause you can Ari says.. just pick the right exchange. I hear the S.H.A M. E INDEX is easyto list on, dont do hardly any checks on dodgy companies just like to take the money.

OK we all agreed the S.H.A.M.E it is then, now all we need is a bank to do business with and a stupid honest Englishman to add some cred, cos no ones gonna believe us lot. Know just the guysays Shyback, got a LLama farm or something like that in a place called Tykeshire some say it's famous for puddings or it might be muppets, not surewhich. Thatsa brilliant says Jacamo , whilst polishing his 10ct diamond tiepin. So it was all agreed and the scam was put into action and the three of them are at the moment visiting Thos Cook to book their second cruise trip i wonder i they make it.

To be continued.