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An alternative for Cawkwell's tome

I hear that Cantor is giving copies of bear trader Simon Cawkwell's diary to clients instead of its customary bottles of wine. Some appreciate Evil Knievil's jottings. Others are less impressed.

This account holder posted the following on a share bulletin board: "What should pop through my letter box this morning but a free (and bizarrely unwise) corporate gift from Cantor's - Cawkwell's latest tome. I see the cover price is £8.99, but they are giving it away. It has pride of place in my ground floor toilet. I have already used sheets 1 to 18. I anticipate that I will get a few more days worth of wiping out of it."