Henry
We don't have pub called the dog and ferret let alone the bottom and finger!
I seem to remember someone else saying that they owned bars in Bristol , did you used to post under a different name. What really got on my tits about Bristol was that the bars by the waterfront suddenly installed a dress code past seven in the evening in the belief that they were someone bocoming more upmarket. That just doesn't tend to happen round here any more , if you can afford the overpriced drinks , then in you come with your jeans and trainers.