Elliottician and TA Thread

Newts:
Lesson Number 1
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted
to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole
body's responses and functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss as
we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands
said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn
all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the
eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea
of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked
itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed,
the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic
and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should
be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work
while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.