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jarvisd4e - Thu, 22 Dec 05 :

JUST FOR YOU BARTY!

An elderly Jewish lady is watching her grandson playing in the water.

She is standing on the beach not wanting to get her feet wet.

All of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly over the
spot where the boy is wading.

The water recedes and the boy is no longer there.

She holds her hands to the sky and cries...

"Lord, how could You? Have I not been a wonderful mother and grandmother? Have I not given to B'nai Brith and Haddasah? Have I not tried my very best to live a life that You would be proud of?"

A few minutes later another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes on the beach.

As the water recedes, the boy is standing there...smiling.

He starts splashing around as if nothing happened.

A voice booms from the sky, "I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?"

She responds... "He had a hat!"


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